BLURB
You might think I’m your average spooky, queer goth girl who lives in a haunted house with spiders, bones, bugs, and witchy shit with a girlfriend who has a girlfriend who has a husband.

But I’m much more than that.

I’m a hitwoman.
They pay, I slay.

Oh, by the way, those bones that decorate my house (as well as other things) are little keepsakes from my victims.
Psst, spoiler alert: I also keep their dicks and eyeballs.

Anyway, I kill men who have a hearing issue... you know, the ones who can’t hear the word “no” when a woman says it?
Yeah, that’s me.
I’m Mommy.